Strangers in Dangerby catfishcatfish on 9-5-2011
So i have a TV show. Jesus that is insane to type. It premiers this coming Tuesday at 1030pm on Fuel TV.
You can get involved here too.
There is a good chance you might see me almost naked. Enjoy that.
We have been filming for the last 75 days and it's been rough, but hopefully you will all enjoy the antics as well as me puking a lot. I mean a LOT. Anyone that knows me knows I can't even stand farts let alone gross foods. Well, lets just say I successfully puked in every country.
Ill give you guys some pics of the last 3 weeks. Shout out to Rooftop for keeping me sane throughout all this.
I had no idea you could ride an Ostrich. Rooftop having some issues.
Remember when you used to come to catfishcatfish.com just to see titties? Joining a topless protest in Romania.
I also might have the smallest nipples on the planet. ANd yes..that is a tattoo of a horse having sex with a woman.
I dont want to talk about this. Look at those blue eyes though. (not mine)
These are horse balls. Fresh off that horse. The dude in the background ate them two minutes after this picture was snapped.
This is what nightmares are made of. Bull Ring. Bogota Colombia. About to get worked.
Drug raid in the middle of nowhere Colombia. We took 2 helicopters into a remote location to bust bad guys. All those plants you see me pointing to? Cocaine.
Best dudes on the planet. Rooftop, Erik Adolphson, and Brian Cavellero. This has been our squad for the last 3 months. Making magic and memories.
I mean this in the nicest way possible and I am sorry if I offend anyone. Fuck Tarantulas. That shit hurts when they bite.
Thats all ive got for now. Thanks so much to everyone for all the support over the last three months. Been some of the toughest days of my life but like I said..when the show comes out..you will laugh, cringe, and maybe just venture out to some of the countries.
You guys rock.